Danger-Maths

Danger-Maths is a real man's sport. Attempted by many, mastered by none.

In an attempt to prove mathematical superiority and serve maximum disrespect to your lesser mathematical colleagues, Danger-Maths is game in where the person to pick up their pen last during a maths exam wins.

It is an event that requires not only courage and mathematical prowess, but you must also have extraordinarily rapid hand eye coordination.

Do you think you're good enough to succeed at Danger-Maths? I highly doubt it. Go back to BTEC Further Maths you imbecile.

Martin once attempted Danger-Maths. He is now a bin-man.

Charlie was the master of Danger-Maths, he even left turning up to the exam to the last possible second.

by ItsDanH June 16, 2016

Dangerous Dave

A complete mad cunt who will do anything for a laugh. Usually someone who thinks they are a tom hardy stuntman by day and a sesh master by night and needs to do crazier and crazier shit to live up to the name.

Oi dangerous dave, i bet you couldnt climb the eiffel tower!

Oh yea? I bet u I could!

by Jimbob Saveloy April 9, 2020

Dangerous dick

A guy who does extremely stupid, dangerous things.

"What the hell is he doing, he's going to run off the road!!"
"He's being a dick."
"A dangerous dick!!!"

by a halfling December 26, 2011

danger spoon

A much better term for a spork

I had to use a danger spoon to eat my Beans and rice from Popeyes

by turbo1125 December 18, 2022

danger levels

When an entity counters a threat with an equal or stronger threat

Levy just used danger levels on that guy!

by Delovelytoucan December 15, 2021

danger poon

a girl who is under the legal age to have sex with. poon as in poonani

Terry: that girl is next level dutty
Ed: nah, she's serious danger poon

by Nat Gaskell January 23, 2009

Danger-swank

When, whilst in a completely inappropriate public place (funerals, dancefloors and busy paths) you simultaneously masterbate and excrete. At the same time trying to fight off anyone who attempts to stop you (Mourners, bouncers and vigilantes).

Dude!? Is Jerry having a danger-swank at the bar?

by Sidekicks of Lousy Shit April 16, 2009