Dallas Cowboys

NFL team that has not won a playoff game since 1997. Synonym for "choke."

Dallas Cowboys fan: fcuk u guys!!! we won 5 super boals!!!!1!!!

Philadelphia Eagles fan: Hey asstard, you haven't gotten anywhere close since '97.

New York Giants fan: And we kicked your asses the only time we faced you in the playoffs. Guess who won the Super Bowl that year.

Cowboys fan: ...sad face.

by Jesus Christ hates the Cowboys June 03, 2009

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Dallas Daiquiri

A Dallas Daiquiri is closely related to a Dirty Sanchez, Cleveland Steamer or a Hot Karl. The only difference is that it is always runny or similar to diarrhea. The most popular version is introduced directly into the recipients mouth. A daiquiri is very messy and nature so it is common for it to end up on different parts of the body.

My girl loves to give me a rim job and last night I surprised her with her first Dallas Daiquiri.

by DanTX May 13, 2008

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Dallas Cowboys

the shittiest football team in the history of the NFL. Even worse than the Lions. Every year that the Cowboys have made the playoffs since the 90's, they choked because they are a bunch of looser cock suckers that are just jealous of other teams because they suck. and their quarterback ,Tony Homo, is a mark ass trick that is afraid

hey who won the giants and cowboys game today??

dude do you even have to ask?? the Dallas Cowboys suck dick

oh, my bad. that was a dumb question. fuck the cowboys

by cowboys suck June 08, 2009

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savion dallas

The best person you will ever meet in your life but at the same time could be the worst if your a bad person to him and if your his really good friend then you know he's also an all around gangster and is always their when you need him and great in most physical activities and is almost always smiling

Have you ever met jessus and you want to meet him just meet savion dallas

by Bossness2004 June 01, 2016

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