a ted cruz

when you “accidentally” like a pornographic post.

*scrolling through feed*
*thumb accidentally hits like on pornographic post*
me: “Oh shit i just pulled a ted cruz”
friend: “niiice dude”

by madnik May 9, 2018

Ted Cruz

When you get caught in a lie and come up with a lame excuse out of it.

I was sleeping with the neighbor, sorry for Ted Cruzing you into thinking I helped hang her picture.

by Hanali February 19, 2021

Ted Cruz

Stupidity is a lack of intelligence, understanding, reason, or wit. It may be innate, assumed or reactive. The word stupid comes from the Latin word stupere. Stupid characters are often used for comedy in fictional stories

James, a guy: Ted Cruz is stupider than a microwavable chicken nugget.

by DankAssPicklePop July 9, 2022

Norm Cruz

SOMEONE WHO NiCOLE STiLL MiSSES AWWW =D hehe

Hi NORM CRUZ!

by Colee June 9, 2004

Daniela Cruz

A dumb stupid whore that is black and ugly.

look at daniela cruz she’s a ugly and black dumb stupid whore.

by idkk November 3, 2019

Cruz Russia

Cruz is a Russian spy, he love porn, he loves special ointment. I thinks it would feel bigger in your mouth, Cruz is polynosasoan and a great person. He is in love with a girl named Isabel. He loves Brian and the kiddie gang . Mr. Russia is a very special person. All jokes aside, we all love Cruz to death, he is super funny and has a circumsized penis. He reminds me of a cute baby monkey with skin as soft as a baby strianght out of the oven.

He is such a Cruz Russia

by Kyddee November 13, 2018

Cruz Tena

The most sexiest guy in school

Cruz Tena is so sexy his pangas is so large

by Daddeeee65 September 23, 2019