crapass

use similar to that of "crap":
1. to describe a shitty object/person/situation/whatever
2. as an outburst of annoyedness

it was invented by me! not hannah, because i don't know her and i've been saying it for a long time! or possibly simultaneously.

crapass.

1. "that's SUCH a crapass band. and so overrated, like u2."
2. "CRAPASS! i'm the biggest moron ever and just stepped in dog poo... again."

by Sanne December 28, 2005

Crapaud

Toad (In Norman French), used to describe a person from the Channel Island of Jersey. How it is interpreted is usually dependent upon who said it and in what context however this is mainly in a jokey manner from a Guernsey person to a Jersey person with little malice intended. They may then respond by calling the Guernsey person a donkey or less commonly an Anes (the Guernsey French alternative).

Guernsey Man: Oi Mick! get over here you bloney crapaud!

Jersey Man -walking over-: Oh shut up you old donkey!

by Stripy_Tie September 23, 2010

Fucks Capacitor

Any device used to get in contact with a man/woman you've have sex with in the past for the purpose of having sex with them again.

"I haven't had sex in awhile, so I fired up my Fucks Capacitor and called Sally"

by Cram McCockin' January 13, 2010

Mike Mo Capaldi

The God of skateboarding.
sponsered by: Girl. Thunder. Lakai.
Watch him skate, then ask your self. "was that switch?"

Mike Mo Capaldi rocked the Fully Flared Vid."

by HowdyPartener January 2, 2009

Capacorn

A nice chill person they usually stay till 3-4 in morning they love a certain animal like a wolf,fox,tiger,spider they can be annoying and ther sometimes lazy.

Your a Capacorn your name is Adam no Adrian,Andy,

by Me.king January 26, 2021

Carpal tunnel gesture

(n): a gesture used to indicate that one dgaf about any situation no matter the time or place of its occurrence.
(v): to motion your hand as if you dgaf while jacking off your invisible pila.

Girl 1: Woah, did you see what that bitch did?
Girl 2: Girl, *carpal tunnel gesture*. I ain't even mad.

by heyyobrotha March 26, 2011

Capacious COCK Wallet

A large moist wallet for ones cock.

Feeling rather inadequate after shagging Belinda and sharing my disappointment to my friend Albert, he said belinda is known for having a "Capacious COCK Wallet" old bean! rather like fisting an elephants grandma!

by Johny Alpha December 11, 2011