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cooties

the thing that nick has!!
nick has cooties because he is a cootie man
by cerealforlife November 1, 2021
mugGet the cootiesmug.

aw shit cooties

The excuse you use when a girl (usually named something like Sarah) tries to give you head but you don't want Had because she bites
"Dude I had a close call last night and if I werent for me calling aw shit cooties Tiffany would have bit my dick off"
by Chantheman224 November 26, 2016
mugGet the aw shit cootiesmug.

fruity cootie

when your cootie smells ripe!
damn girl we just had sex and you have a fruity cootie, clean that thang!
by secretadmirer92 October 21, 2011
mugGet the fruity cootiemug.

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