Vietnamise Claymore

When you pull back someone's underwear, poo in them and release the underwear; snapping it back into place.

"Ash has annoyedme off today, I'm going to do a Vietnamise Claymore when he isn't looking"

by vietnamweaponsexpert December 20, 2019

russian claymore

When you drink to much and explosively shart on someone.

"Man I drank way to much vodka and totally Russian Claymored that girl in the club last night.

by Slinky_Pete April 11, 2020

jewish clamtrap

A women who unexpectedly asks for pay after intercourse.

Hey dude, that girl last night was a Jewish clamtrap, I wouldn't go for her man.

by Gell Lemons February 21, 2021

Golden Claymore

To urinate into a Dyson Airblade hand dryer resulting in the next unfortunate person to be scatter gunned with piss upon activation.

Got so bored at the wedding that I decided to plant a golden claymore in the bathroom. The grooms father wasn’t happy.

by WRJash June 30, 2023