Cheerios

Bite sized tiny honey flavored doughnuts inside a box that says “Cheerios”.

Barry Bee Benson: Imma eat some Cheerios!
Air pod douche: you eat that shit?
Barry Bee Benson: Fair enough.

by Jull.Jc November 26, 2019

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The soggy cheerio

A sex position in which two partners undergo intercourse while a third party pours milk and Honey Nut Cheerios over the couple until mutual orgasm

Babe! I found a guy who is willing to be our third in the soggy Cheerio. You down?

by That bottom bitch October 19, 2019

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leathery cheerio

A leathery cheerio is another word for the abused and aged anus of a woman. Or now a days also for a man.

Bro have you seen her leathery cheerio?!

by Sinning saint December 17, 2017

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cheerio

The worse Cereal ever made has no flavor what so. Ever....

Kid (me) throws up because of cheerios True story

by BOI I CANT EVEN DEAL NO MORE March 29, 2017

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When small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. Instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.

Heather: "Anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!"

Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)

Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmind. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"

by tpwhite49 August 23, 2012

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Used Cheerios

Boxed cereal that has already been opened and sold by third party distributors (like ebay). Often contaminated during transportation, usually by urine or other waste products.

Found used Cheerios on ebay for $1.99 instead of $8.99 new, but it tasted like Cheerios and piss....

by Billiam 69 January 7, 2024

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