Love Cheerio

An Anus or Asshole. Ground zero for butt hole pleasures.

Steve poured his man milk into Patti's love cheerio. The breakfast of champions.

by Jaxel Bros January 16, 2013

Cheerio Landmind

When small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. Instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.

Heather: "Anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!"

Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)

Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmind. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"

by tpwhite49 August 23, 2012

Used Cheerios

Boxed cereal that has already been opened and sold by third party distributors (like ebay). Often contaminated during transportation, usually by urine or other waste products.

Found used Cheerios on ebay for $1.99 instead of $8.99 new, but it tasted like Cheerios and piss....

by Billiam 69 January 7, 2024

Cheerio

Aussie signing off insult.
Doesn't mean goodbye, means you have a small dick.

As in "Nice to hear from you, cheerio."

by anonymous February 4, 2024

brown cheerio

Asshole

Let her take a shot out of your brown cheerio

by afrohernandes August 1, 2017

Shit in my cheerios

(true story) when you are about 8 years old and enjoying a bowl of some honey nut cheerios in front of the TV and your older brother casually walks up to you half turns lifts his leg and farts your direction and a little diarhea accidently falls into your bowl of cheerios.

OH MY GOD!!! MOM! Sam just took a shit in my cheerios!

by -Blackbiurd August 29, 2017

Cheerio

A hoe, whore, or unwholesome person with little to no morals

Mama don't want you to bring any Cheerios home.

by Jay Real December 14, 2018