by Jdog66killer May 02, 2017
The act of finding the largest mixing bowl you have, filling it with Cheerios and milk, and fucking the living hell out of it, orgasming into it, then feeding it to a roommate.
Guy: "Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah, dick cheerios is the best!" *Puts semen filled Cheerios back into fridge*
Next Day
Girl: *Gets nice looking bowl of Cheerios out of the fridge, eats* "Hey, are these dick cheerios!? They taste really sweat!"
Next Day
Girl: *Gets nice looking bowl of Cheerios out of the fridge, eats* "Hey, are these dick cheerios!? They taste really sweat!"
by Skelebonesyourbitch'shoe'sass February 02, 2021
When you’re blowing a British guy (or perhaps multiple British men) and choke on their dick and/or cum, at which point the Man responsible for the choking can say “Cheerio” if they so choose
“Hey what happened to that girl last night? She was coughing like crazy.”
“Oh dude she was totally Choking on Cheerios in the bathroom.”
“Oh dude she was totally Choking on Cheerios in the bathroom.”
by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 19, 2021
When you put a cheerio in random places, around him, around school, around the town, or even on a person without that person noticing.
If you do this, take a picture and post it on instagram or twitter with #secretcheeriochallenge
If you do this, take a picture and post it on instagram or twitter with #secretcheeriochallenge
I decided to do the secret cheerio challenge! I put a cheerio on my friends head without her noticing #secretcheeriochallenge
by TOTofficial April 20, 2017
Where you Cheerios are placed in the anal crevice of a consenting sexual partner.
The other partner then licks the cereal items from their area, thusly performing a Cheerio Rimmer.
The other partner then licks the cereal items from their area, thusly performing a Cheerio Rimmer.
by MaxRiffage December 01, 2021
When small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. Instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.
Heather: "Anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!"
Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)
Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmind. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"
Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)
Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmind. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"
by tpwhite49 August 23, 2012