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the coat god

The God of Coats that enjoys playing games. and can wear 9 coats in the summer. this person is awesome.
EVERYBODY RUN ITS THE COAT GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
by The Coat God January 28, 2015
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Coat Jacking.

When one's coat goes missing from a public place except the coat that is gone missing was worse than the coat that is left for you to take..
You go into a hair salon. Take off your coat and hang it up. Then when you are leaving you put your coat back on. Next you reach into your pocket to find your ipod. While doing so you realize your coat is softer. Then you notice the zipper is different. Then you finally notice that it is not your coat but instead a very similar and newer coat of the same brand. You go back into the hair salon and your actual coat is no where to be found. But wait, you have the newer coat. Therefore this coat jacking has resulted in you getting the better deal. Coat jacking... somebody is going home in a new coat.
by Coat-jacker9000 January 10, 2012
mugGet the Coat Jacking.mug.

Scroat Coat

Off out Tomming?

Don’t forget your scroat coat.
by Mofo1610 October 30, 2023
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Jew coat

Thick body hair (specific to a male) that encompasses the full length of the arms, chest, back, and neck, in such a way that it looks as if the male is wearing a coat.
Ari wore a t-shirt to the pool party because he's got quite a Jew coat.
by Matzo Goldstein March 25, 2013
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rubber coat

Exp used in the song My Buddy by G-Unit "He ain't never been broke he glitchless and so reliable I bought him a rubber coat for Christmas,inferred beam and a scope for distance."
by PPButtHead September 20, 2018
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dad coat

A big oversized coat that smells like dad. Any style, but faded. Lots of pockets to store all the random junk dads have. Old but keeps you warm and if you’re a kid is a good blanket. Is long enough to cover you up while you take out the trash in your underwear at 11PM.
Mom: Take out the garbage.

Dad: Yeah let me throw on my dad coat, I don’t have any pants on.
by kurnous gromula January 13, 2020
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coated balloon

You jizz on someones scrotum and then they put it in your mouth.
Last night at the sleepover he tea bagged me with a coated balloon. tea bag
mugGet the coated balloonmug.

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