brown-eye peek-a-boo

Whilst someone slumbers, you clevery sneak up on them and lay a deuce(taking a shit) on their face. Then either get the f*ck out of there, or pretend you dont know how it happened when they wake up.

"Hey man, Charlie fell asleep early. Lets go play brown-eye peek-a-boo."

by Jack Me. Hoff. June 26, 2009

old one brown eye

the butthole of a cat

ted: i love to sniff the old one brown eye
zac: thats nasty....

by zacince July 21, 2014

Buck Bronson's Brown Eye Slider

Term used to describe a dump, at least 6" in length, that moves slowly out of the ass and into the bowl, usually producing little to no sound and never any splashback.

Because it was a Buck Bronson's Brown Eye Slider, the poor soul in the next stall was unaware that Jim had taken a dump until it crept up his nose.

by Ducati Jeff September 11, 2006

make my brown eye blue

to have the worst shit ever, usually after a nite of hard core debauchery. Making ur ass cry.

I just know this shit is going to make my brown eye blue.

by BIGSTRAP July 29, 2006

St. Louis Brown Eye

An anus of a man or women, also known as dirty penny, bunghole, Rusty Sherrifs badge

While banging my girl, I slipped it into her St. Louis Brown Eye

by The Feigster February 22, 2009

brown eyes wide shut party

A dirty phrase used by Family Guy’s Quagmire in season 12 episode 3 “Quagmire’s Quagmire”.

I gotta go. My and Sonja are suppose to go to a brown eyes wide shut party.

by x50ShadesOfFckdUp June 24, 2018

bludgeon your brown eye blue

To anally "bludgeon" or plunder another's colon to the point of turning it blue.

Cory, don't make me bludgeon your brown eye blue like I did to Fabio lastnight, his asshole is so blue it's truly bludgeoned!

by Alex111aaa March 28, 2009