flavored dick box

\ 'fla-vər-d 'dik 'bäks \ (noun)
Definition of FLAVORED DICK BOX:
1) In short, a prepped vagina. Flavored Dick Box status is achieved only after the vagina has been thoroughly cleaned, or "prepped", through means including but not limited to a shower and/or douching as well as shaving/waxing. Once the vagina is presentable for consumption a sweet confection such as a lollipop is then inserted into the vagina for upwards of 5 minutes, lending its "flavor" to the vagina, or "dick box."

a) Preparation is key for a favorable "Flavored Dick Box." Technically a "Flavored Dick Box" can be achieved, for example, by spending all day "street walking" or other similar activities albeit the inherent flavor will not be suitable for presentation nor consumption of by anyone. Instances such as these turn a "Flavored Dick Box" into a "Waiver'd Dick Box."

1) Becky straight up got Hell's Kitchen on the prep of her Flavored Dick Box on my birthday. I bet Gordon Ramsay himself wouldn't be able to get enough of it, I know I couldn't. The only way it could have gotten any better would have been if she had put a candle there for me to blow out before I dug in.

a) Damn, Alice tried to throw some Flavored Dick Box my way last night. She didnt know I saw her at the Frat part though, no way in hell I was getting anywhere near her Waiver'd Dick Box after that.

by garybeth December 3, 2010

Dick in a popcorn box

Wen ur at the movies or at u house watchon a movie u cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn box so wen go girl go 2 grab popcorn she grabs yo junk

Last nite I tricked my girl while watching friday by making a dick in a popcorn box

by Tyr0n3555 February 21, 2010

Drunker than a box of shit

Someone who is falling down drunk.

Those guys showed up at the Pit, and dude, they were already drunker than a box of shit.

by thehighplainzdrifter May 22, 2010

x tha fool out da box

elminate the competition from a love triangle

In "I Love New York", Chance said he was going to "X tha fool out da box", referring to eliminating Tango from the competition.

by B Bizzle April 12, 2007

dumb box

stupid bitch that doesn't know what she is talking about.

Jake's mother was being a dumb box.
I couldn't agree more Frank.

by Brett Murphy November 19, 2006

dropping off the kids at the sand box

when a cat takes a shit in there litter box

my cat was "dropping off the kids at the sand box"

by sozzes May 22, 2010

Drop Box

When you put your dick and balls in the neck hole of a smoker.

"Wow, Emily got a laryngectomy the other day and I gave her the most hardcore drop box!"

by Mammothcock Mondays March 5, 2016