Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024
Get the Eyes bigger than my asshole mug.Dude 1: If you stick a finger in that electric socket, I'll give you a million dollars.
Dude 2: Sweet!
Dude 3: Don't do it, man. The million dollars is a bigger lie than the cake.
Dude 2: Sweet!
Dude 3: Don't do it, man. The million dollars is a bigger lie than the cake.
by KnightofNerdom December 25, 2018
Get the a bigger lie than the cake mug.Same meaning as "heavy-set people", but instead of saying "heavy-set people", you say "bigger-set people". Similar to "plus-size people". Nice way of saying "fat people".
Juan: "Hey Rico, what's the difference between the term 'bigger-set people' and the term 'heavy-set people'"?
Rico: "Nothing Rico. They are synonymous. Much nicer than saying 'fat people'"!
Rico: "Nothing Rico. They are synonymous. Much nicer than saying 'fat people'"!
by Goode spela January 1, 2012
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