Santa Barbara mtd

place where a hobo lady eats a whole watermelon with her hands like a spoon. Or slap the creepy old guy who always sits next to you when the bus is empty
also get your bike stolen of the rack at a red light

Oh the (Santa Barbara mtd ) hell nah that shit smells like rotten watermelon and jizz.

by Carpsmostwanted69 January 10, 2025

barbara ann

Noun. Barbara Ann is a unique and crazy and beautiful old lady. She is known as Barbs and Babooshka to very few. Her laugh is often contagious

“Barbara Ann is an eccentric woman.”

“Barbara Ann is so crazy that she’ll make your world spin around in circles very fast.”

by susziebanks June 12, 2020

Crappy Barbara

A nickname for capybara

Let me tell you about my favorite animal, the crappy Barbara.

by NikkeiAspie August 13, 2025

Lanky Barbara

Lankiest Person to ever step on the planet. If you don't wish on her birthday (25 March) she'll strangle u with her long lanky legs. She also has a worm in her house and she is just. Lanky like coconut

Coconut: "hey, do you think I'm a Lanky Barbara?"

Mango: "yes, and that's y I don't like you eww"

by Rotutu.co.uk March 25, 2022

Barbara

Is a very short person with very little knowledge of what's going on in the earth. She likes aggressive sports 😉

1. Who's that short person over there?
2. It's probably Barbara

by Pussydestroyer055 July 4, 2019

Barbara

A girl who makes you forgive the world just because she's in it.

Everything is easier because of Barbara

by Suckmydickdaddyshdhd August 12, 2023

Barbara Walters

The white bitch who outed Ricky Martin against his will. She's dead now, yay!

Barbara Walters: "You could stop these rumors," "You could say, 'Yes, I am gay or no I'm not.'"
Me: STHU, bitch he isn't ready!
Ricky Martin: (Oh shit this bitch has me!)

by Chico chico chico March 27, 2024