Somebody

Once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

Person 1: Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
Person 2: She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead

by JeffDHAMO August 7, 2021

Until somebody gets stabbed

Mitch McConnell wants to wait until somebody gets stabbed to do anything about this which means they likely couldn't get a conviction (which is all they care about and NOT YOUR KIDS GETTING STABBED). I want you to do it BEFORE THAT.

Hym "Mitch McConnell wants to wait until somebody gets stabbed to pay attention to anything so.... Go stab him. Go stab him. Tell him it is from me. And then call the police officer you sent over here to harass me (which is a crime and is filing a FLASE POLICE REPORT) and tell him somebody is 'inciting violence.' Mitch wants it to be someone else who gets stabbed. And they likely ALREADY HAVE BEEN stabbed. That's the cycle. You don't listen. Your kids get stabbed. You blame me. You continue not to listen. You kids get stabbed again."

by Hym Iam November 4, 2025

To Simba somebody

To Simba somebody is when a person reaches down their underwear to scratch themselves and then immediately slides that same hand under another person’s nose or across their forehead. It’s a gross, shameless move meant to make the other person notice.

“He didn’t even hesitate, just scratched and Simba’d me!”
To Simba somebody is when a person reaches down their underwear to scratch themselves and then immediately slides that same hand under another person’s nose or across their forehead. It’s a gross, shameless move meant to make the other person notice.

by Ironburn December 14, 2025

Somebody hire

When the company you work for hires the first person that applies because "somebody is better than nobody" but your stuck with the training.

Damn it Kris, they sent me another Somebody hire. At this point it would be easier to do it all myself, this one is untrainable.

by BozOU44 June 5, 2025

getting somebody hip

Getting someone Hip, basically means to fill somebody in about a subject You and your friends talk about it could be about anything, for example: I need to get You Hip about what happened in mr.smiths class room !

Getting somebody hip;

Hey girl, we haven't talked and I need to get you hip!!

by content1952 January 11, 2017