westboro baptist church

a church that hates gays and especially america. those unpatriotic fucks should be shot.

"The Westboro Baptist Church fucks are protesting at this soldier's funeral!"

"What should we do?"

"Let's tell the honor guard to "redirect" the 21 gun salute at them!"

"That's a great idea!"

by mikestrong19 July 20, 2009

Backdoor Baptist

A Southern girl who won't have vaginal sex, but will have anal sex, before marriage.

Self explanatory, isn't it?

by Mike January 17, 2005

BABtism

When a woman is granted the title BAB (Boss Ass Bitch/Bad Ass Bitch) after displaying the strengths associated with being a BAB.

hey, you know that girl M***** ? She finally had her BABtism after executing all the fuckboys and is now a fully fledged BAB

by Baw5A$$Biatch April 19, 2020

Westboro Baptist Church

A feces that gets stuck to your buttcheek, and leaves a really gross skid mark.

I was pooping yesterday and I got a Westboro Baptist Church...I hate when that happens!

by WBCsux August 7, 2010

jean-baptiste

A French bouquet, much french very paris.

Oh my god he is very Jean-Baptiste

by frenchy555 March 2, 2014

Westboro Baptist Church

A cult 'church' that believes anyone who does not believe exactly as they do will rot in hell. They are most known for picketing by military funerals saying God is punishing America because the US is a 'f*g-loving country'. Not as well known is the fact they will picket high schools performing 'f*g-loving plays' and are planning to protest against the Super Bowl XLV because not everyone who attends these games is a member of their church. They will even be protesting against the Grammy's just because there are a lot of gay people and people who do not agree with them.

The preceding was an emotionless defintion. Here is my personal definition: Fucked up bastards who will probably end up rotting in hell because they hate people and forget that if they are with any sin, they shan't cast the first stone. See what I did there?

Westboro Baptist Church: Wanna learn how to be a hateful hypocrite? Go to godhatesfags.com. And yes, this is our real website. Look it up.

People with any sense of values: Fuck you Westboro!

Westboro Baptist Church: You disagreed with us. You are going to hell!

People with any sense of values: See ya there fuckers!

by Bree the Bisexual :) February 23, 2011

baptista

The person who is in charge or rolling the joint, blunt, or packing the bowl.

Guy1: I just got some more ganja ,who wants to be the baptista
Guy2: I'll do it man, I just picked up some new rolling papers

by Ninja_Star_23 May 21, 2017