LEGO ballsack burrito

So you take a LEGO brick and some extra ballsack skin (I prefer to take a hot shower so it’s extra stretchy) then carefully wrap the LEGO brick around your ballsack skin.
Damn that’s a big LEGO ballsack burrito
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ballsack guzzling faggot

A gay person that is making fun of you is usually a ballsack guzzling faggot
GAY GUY: you ugly shit smelling bitch

STRAIGHT GUY: you ballsack guzzling faggot
by Antho190vv May 28, 2021
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arizona ballsack smash

The process of smashing your left testicle against your right, thus creating a testicular Newton's cradle.
Dude what's he doing with his nuts?
I think he's doing an arizona ballsack smash.
by arizonaballsack October 31, 2013
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Sweaty Ballsack Day

On the day of Febuary 17th, 2007 it was agreed by numerous males in the town of Westford, Massachusetts that due to the unusual temperature and amount of perspiration resulting from it that the day should be officaly deamed "Sweaty Ballsack Day".

The reason for this is that during this day many males complained of extremely high levels of sweat coming from their genitals, hence the term "Sweaty Ballsack Day".
Andrew: is it just me or is everyone getting sweaty balls??

Seth: DUDE ME TOO!! OMG this is like officialy Sweaty Ballsack Day.

Andrew: Hell yeah dude!
by Seth Holladay July 05, 2007
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The description of a really disgusting bagel.
Eww ZOMGWTFBBQ this bagel tastes like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack!

Dude, look at his bagel, looks like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack.
by BR D3M0N April 08, 2009
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hair on my ballsack

A phrase denoting a sporadic and spontaneous lifestyle.
On a random whim.
I live life by the hair on my ballsack.
by ScarletJoHanShawn June 08, 2021
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