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Ayden's Armpit Hairs

The armpit hairs of a very hot and intelligent young man that resemble that of Gandalf the Gray.
"Wowie man, have you seen Ayden's Armpit Hairs? They look just like Gandalf!"
by JimmyDingo July 12, 2023
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Armpit

The ship name of two creators on Tiktok who met via Harry Potter cosplay and are very fruity.
“Have you seen Armpit’s video?”
“Yeah, queers, amiright?!”
by isuckatpseudonyms June 24, 2021
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Come see my hairy armpits

I planted seeds under my HAIRY ARMPITS! My HAIRY ARMPITS have sweat water and grow in the sun. Avocado plants form and I automatically grow avocados through my HAIRY ARMPITS!
Come see my hairy armpits. I squeeze sweat from my armpits into my mountain dew. Then I dip triple cheese doritos in the sweaty mtn dew and eat like a pig. Oh the triple cheese doritos have bacon products in them. I am now a pig and cannibal. Oh crap. Oh *******************************************!
by Flaming Gaming June 14, 2022
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Armpit Cake

The musky swirl of deodorant, solidified sweat, and pungent aroma of body odor that leaves your clogged armpit pore after you pop it.
Woah dude, I never the armpit cake would taste as bad as it smelled. Sniffing a drop 2 feet away singed my nostril hairs
by E IN August 17, 2017
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My armpit is a valley

Don't ask, it just is...
My armpit is a valley
What?
by N8_the_GR8_3603 January 11, 2019
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armpit camouflage

When you use axe/old spice body spray instead of showering.
I had to use some armpit camouflage because I woke up late for work.
by Garak67 May 4, 2016
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Siberian armpit

While vacationing in Russia you fuck a chick with a super hairy box. After you shoot your load all over her giant bush pour a generous amount of Stolytchna vodka on your cock and slide your meat under her hairy armpit and fuck it until you erupt like the cooling rods at Chernobyl.
The last time I was in Red square I did a Siberian armpit.
by Rooster7395 December 23, 2020
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