Armadale

Armadale is a dodgy suburb in Perth, Western Australia. The population of this area are referred to as "Armadalians". Armadalians are a tribal like people. They have their own culture called "white trash" and practice religious ceremonies such as "the chugathon" and "beer night". The armadalians live in tribes known as “gangs”. Gangs will commonly have disagreements with each other. These disagreements often turn into a “thonging” an event in which the cheifs of the gangs will stand in front of each other with a thong (shoe) in each of there hands and they will proceed to hit each other until either one is on the ground with a brain tumour or they get bored and decide to go to the pub instead. In the Armadalian culture there are gods like most other religions. These gods are apart of groups known as “footy teams”. These gods will battle each other to the death in a gladiator like area known as “a footy oval”

Armadale is is wondered at by non locals and tourists who pass through the suburb. As it is location on the very outskirts of Perth - boarding The Bush - can make it look like a green, natural amalgamation of nature and city. However, much like the burgers in a Macca's commercial, this is miss leading as the trees, bushes, grass and other green shit mask the true, insidious nature of Armadale after the sun recedes.

During the day light hours the Armadlians are quite tame. With only the usual robbery or murder. But during in the night the nocturnal Armadilians instincts take hold. No records of nocturnal Armadilians exist and all those brave enough to try and observe the creatures have been found dead the next morning with injuries such as: anal penetration, cancer and extreme paper cuts. This phenomena has caused the United Nations to warn people against walking through Armadale at night.

Armadale is widely popular for the safaris as you can observe the creature know as "Abo" in his natural habitat, drinking booze and bashing white kids. "The Abo" is the other species that you can find in Armadale. They are similar to the Armadalians however they have a reputation for being far more aggressive and receiving higher Centerlink payments.

"Next stop; Armadale" - Train Announcer
Heart rate increases - passengers riding the train at night

by Rossmoyne June 15, 2020

Armoney

Armoney is a MANLY MAN not a FEMALE, if you know someone called Armoney and think that it's a female, then you are horribly incorrect.

Armoney has lots of money.

He is real asf, genuine, hot, tall, kind, smart as fuck and a friggen awesome person to have in your life but he won't take no bullshit from nobody. Keep it real with Armoney coz he's a great person to have in ur life.

Hey who's that hot, smart, tall person next to Yasmoney?
Don't you know! That's Armoney!

by lilshooterys December 30, 2020

crimson armada

Menstration, occurs in females. Also known as the period.

Boy: You've been really bitchy lately.
Girl: ...I'm on my crimson armada..
Boy: That's fucking gross!

by whereisreggie June 17, 2009

armed

"I got armed" | "Don't arm me" | "Doh! I got armed"
To be left hanging in the middle of a conversation on IRC

Armegeden, one of our clan members will pm you in irc and then never asnwer back and you ask him whats up. Or, he''ll just disappear in the middle of a conversation.

by vortex May 29, 2003

armadillhole

An armadillo's ass hole.

(boyfriend + girlfriend in bed going at it)

Bruce?

-what?
do you know where your sticking your dick?
-your vagina.
no. your dick is in an armadillhole.
-oh shit! wrong hole! that's my taxidermy collection!

by Olave Llama March 25, 2010

One Armed Popeye

A lonely male, usually a teenager, who spends all day, every day, sitting in a darkened room alone, trying his best to make just one of his arms look like Popeye's.
Occasionally one eyed frowning with the sticky out chin comes into play, accompanied by Popeye's "Ugugugug!" chuckling noise.
Often leads to a Popeye style walk in later life.

I called round to see Dave the other day, he's becoming a proper One Armed Popeye.

by The Rodent March 28, 2011

Armor King

He is a beast from Tekken series. Armor King, King’s mentor and foster father, was dead. King pledged on Armor King’s grave that he would seek revenge against the man responsive for his mentor’s death. The man was currently serving time in an Arizona State Penitentiary. With the money he saved from professional wrestling tournaments, King arranged for the murderer’s release from prison and sent him a plane ticket and an art. With his plans in motion, King headed for the Tournament to await his sworn enemy, the Vale Tudo fighter.

by Samurai Katsu October 15, 2003