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Knuckle One

Roger was late to class because he stopped at the bathroom to knuckle one.

I had to knuckle one to your mom last night.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017
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Jack Knuckles

A chronic, habitual masturbator. Someone who is always giving himself a tug. Typically addicted to porn, stalks Facebook, Insta and other media for pics to fap off to.

May also be used as a derogatory term for somone who’s a POS.
My neighbor is a real jack knuckles. He’s always giving himself a wank online.

My uncle is a jack knuckles. I catch him tossing off every time I walk past the den.

Fuck that guy. He’s a jack knuckles.
by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017
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cum knuckles

when you beat your cock so fucking hard your knuckles are slathered in cum
OMG I had the biggest case of cum knuckles when looking at a picture of ur mom.
by ryangb871 January 20, 2022
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Knuckle Bunnies

"The only people who would buy your cockamamie plan is a bunch "knuckle bunnies" on vacation in a volcano."
by Porticia September 4, 2013
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mewtons knuckle

When you're wearing a thong, and your balls are so saggy that each ball falls onto both sides of the thong creating newton ball like balls, and you have someone put their tongue in between both balls, and swing the balls together like newton balls. :)
i'm going to Mewtons Knuckle you so hard your taste buds will never work the same.
by Throbin Hood June 13, 2016
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Knuckle Cock

Finger fucking a guy's girl under the table at a bar while he is at the table, then punching him in the face afterwards, karate style, with two fingers, like Chuck Norris.
I knuckle cocked that douchebag and took a shot of Jack to top off the night.
by JDawgBroncos1! May 4, 2019
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Knuckle Chowder

Karsch went home and cooked up a nice bowl of knuckle chowder in the shower
by ~Rosie January 28, 2008
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