Knuckle One

Roger was late to class because he stopped at the bathroom to knuckle one.

I had to knuckle one to your mom last night.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017
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Knuckle Symphony

1. The sound you hear after being punched repeatedly. This is usually accomplished by a bully of some sort.
2. The sound of a habitual knuckle-cracker, especially one who is capable of cracking many knuckles at once.
"Oh man, Jimmy's probably hearing a knuckle symphony right now! Lets call an ambulance."

"Hey, man, thanks for the knuckle symphony right there. Really appreciate it."
by phool23 December 17, 2009
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Knuckle Chowder

Karsch went home and cooked up a nice bowl of knuckle chowder in the shower
by ~Rosie January 28, 2008
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mewtons knuckle

When you're wearing a thong, and your balls are so saggy that each ball falls onto both sides of the thong creating newton ball like balls, and you have someone put their tongue in between both balls, and swing the balls together like newton balls. :)
i'm going to Mewtons Knuckle you so hard your taste buds will never work the same.
by Throbin Hood April 12, 2016
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Knuckle Dip

An accidental action that occurs when butt wiping. Usually occurs when one unknowingly has clogged the toilet, wipes his arse, and accidentally touches the water with one's knuckles.
I didn't know the toilet got clogged after my courtesy flush, so when I wiped my ass, I did a knuckle dip.
by Paulkout December 07, 2020
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Piss Knuckle

1. A name for a professional who is completely incompetent in his field. (ie an accountant in rural Kansas)

2. A tiny penis.
That damned piss knuckle did my taxes, and now I'm being audited by the IRS.

or

My piss knuckle hurts when I pee.
by derikny2 August 03, 2010
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Burnt Knuckle

An extremely sore clitoris. Usually from too much bean flicking, relentless railing or aggressive oral.
Well with all the lockdowns I’ll be alone over thanksgiving watching porn and flicking the bean. I’m sure come Sunday I’ll have one burnt Knuckle.

That old butch lesbian sure can munch a box. She worked my slit for hours and left me with a sloppy burnt knuckle.

My little love box was unable to take his meat so the relentless pounding left me with a burnt knuckle.
by Dick Onchin November 20, 2020
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