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Armpit Surfing

Attempting to 'shoulder surf', but coming to the sudden realisation that you are too short to do so. Instead, you scan the room for 'better' people to talk to by peering under your acquaintance's arm(s).
"I was too short to shoulder surf in hopes of finding a better person to talk to, so I had to revert to armpit surfing instead."
by Sparky_030 March 7, 2017
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Ayden's Armpit Hairs

The armpit hairs of a very hot and intelligent young man that resemble that of Gandalf the Gray.
"Wowie man, have you seen Ayden's Armpit Hairs? They look just like Gandalf!"
by JimmyDingo July 12, 2023
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armpit plaza

Sometimes called a blanket salesman, appearing on beaches and trying to sell gadgetry either from a blanket wrap or from bags carried under the armpit
Jake, look at the armpit plaza dude coming to us. He’s got fake RayBens.
by CoolBo$$ November 1, 2022
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Wet Armpit

When you're in the shower and you cum in your girls armpit fuck it.
My boyfriend have me a wet armpit the other day. I still have a bruise on my head
by W3tarMmmPit March 18, 2014
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ceiling armpit

“No Charline, it’s not called a ceiling line it’s a ceiling armpit!”
by Itz_Levi December 19, 2020
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Lower armpit

The inside of your elbow.
by The factory workers May 25, 2022
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armpit camouflage

When you use axe/old spice body spray instead of showering.
I had to use some armpit camouflage because I woke up late for work.
by Garak67 May 4, 2016
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