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Alternative Comedy

Comedy that is popular amongst students. Sometimes is very avant-garde and ususally not funny at all.
Crap comedian "Is it me, or do all pensioners stink of piss?"

Student louts "Ha!!!!! He's so funny!!" "Now THAT'S alternative comedy at it's finest!"

Normal person "Jesus christ"
by GF October 7, 2005
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Alternative Earthers

People who believe the Earth is not flat nor round. There are many parodies of the Flat Earth Society that make up shapes of the Earth that are unlikely to be true. But one of them probably is, and it starts with an S.

Sandwich
Taco Earther: Yo, those Dinosaur Earthers are really dumb.
Dinosaur Earther: Not as dumb as the Sandwich Earthers!
Sandwich Earther: Using my intellectual brain powers (IQ 1000) I know that Sandwich Earthers are the best Alternative Earthers.
by Sandwich Earth Society June 28, 2018
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alternitive conformity

a group of conformists that are all the same becuase they all hate conformist things.

seems to exist mostly of emo/scene kids.
Examples of alternitive conformity:

-people who hate people who wear abercrombie and fitch or hollister or ae.

"OMG all you prep fags are all the same cause you wear abercrombie and fitch"
~emo kid

-people who hate people who listen to bands like fall out boy only after they had become popular.

"i liked fall out boy BEFORE they were popular. you just like them cause you heard them on the radio."
~another emo kid
by derek0660 March 30, 2007
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Alternative Fuel

The best possible excuse when you are discovered attempting to have sex with your car.
Random Person: What the fuck are you doing?!

You: I, umm, I'm experimenting with alternative fuel.

Random Person: Hey, great idea!
by Somnambulizt September 8, 2009
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Alternageek

A person who does not look like a stereotypical nerd/geek/brain.
Prep #1: Like, oh my gah!! Look at the geek in the Led Zep-puh-lin shirt!!!
Prep #2: Isn't he, like, the val-uh...val-uh...smartest one in the class?
Prep #3: Oh, him? He's like, an alternageek, duh!!!
All: EWW!!!
by Alternageek #1 December 29, 2004
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alternative

A term used to descibe music that is an alternative from the mainstream music. Although this term is irrelevent now, because what is refered to as alternative is in fact, the mainstream music.
Boy1:what kind of music do you like"
Boy2:alternative.
Boy1:why?
Boy2:because i dont like to listen to the same thing everyone else does.
Boy1:umm alternative is what everyone listens to....
by Blake Springer September 18, 2005
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Alternative Energy Incentives

Hey, I just gave an Alternative Energy Incentives-- good thing it wasn't OTEC.
by The Resolution December 22, 2008
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