My boyfriend cheated on me and I called him a shit ass cock sucker mother fucker, and slapped the FUCK out of him. He cried like a pussy.
by WTF FML. August 15, 2009

1.An expression you use to tell a person to stop bragging who claims victory before a brawl,race,match,competiion or any other event that has yet to happen.
A)
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.
Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!
Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.
B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?
BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!
Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!
Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.
Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!
Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.
B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?
BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!
Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!
Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!
by BeHa February 20, 2011

by peoplepeople43 April 25, 2010

Jason: Yo whats good bro
Jaquavious: STFU wit yo shit ass fuck ass buttcheek doo doo fart ass
Jason: why bro
Neglanta: sheesh mcgee he just flamed yo ass
Jaquavious: STFU wit yo shit ass fuck ass buttcheek doo doo fart ass
Jason: why bro
Neglanta: sheesh mcgee he just flamed yo ass
by Jakeisaniggainparis March 17, 2021

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by sum nigga looking ass February 4, 2022

Phrase commonly used by angery negros.
Threat of death by instrument commonly tucked under nuts; pertains to no specific race; often used by white people who watch a lot of BET.
Threat of death by instrument commonly tucked under nuts; pertains to no specific race; often used by white people who watch a lot of BET.
by XshadowsX April 26, 2005
