Simp. A man who claims to be a lion when he is SIMPly a butterfly. Claims to be affluent, but makes his living by mowing his Daddy's property. His "wealth" allows him to purchase Chipotle for prospective women. A Ned Bud resides in basements and rural areas. If you encounter a Ned Bud, your best bet is to scuff his Uggs and outrun him. However, if he is in the Range Rover blasting Tekashi 6ix9ine, nobody stands a chance.
"Hey do you want me to pay for your Chipotle burrito?" "Sure, thanks Ned Bud!"
"Ned Bud, go mow the lawn!"
"Ned Bud is the peck connoisseur."
"Ned Bud, go mow the lawn!"
"Ned Bud is the peck connoisseur."
by Konna Delly February 27, 2020
Monster Ned is Oral Paul’s/Earl Paul’s first victim. After getting molested at his place of work, Dave and Buster’s, he turned into an inter-dimensional monster. He now travels through dimensions, trying to get revenge.
by FinnShart October 31, 2022
by 123CountWithMe September 24, 2021
A social distancing addict. He will come measure the 6 feet with his massive shlong. Just a massive magnum dong.
Gary- *Gives the homie a ten hour anal session*
Homie- No homo.
Gary- Uh oh! It’s Ned Lamont we have to get six feet before he comes to touch us with the 6 foot monster dong!
Homie- No homo.
Gary- Uh oh! It’s Ned Lamont we have to get six feet before he comes to touch us with the 6 foot monster dong!
by Xxextentioncord July 09, 2020
by jonny April 04, 2003
Eluned is the name of a really cool welsh girl but everyone calls her Ned
Typically has a good taste in music and dresses really cool
Typically has a good taste in music and dresses really cool
The definition of Eluned(Ned) is a a cool welsh girl. When someone’s name is Eluned, they are probably cool. If you’re pulling a Ned (Eluned) then you’ve earned the respect of everyone else because of how cool you are😎😎
“Wow you look so cool today”
“Yeah I was pulling a Ned”
“Wow you look so cool today”
“Yeah I was pulling a Ned”
by koolestkahooter November 03, 2019
by strayadogs January 14, 2017