hot lincoln

when you shit in a girl's face and then tell her that she's ugly because you're honest (honest Abe)

All she is getting for her birthday is a hot lincoln

by William Goldstein May 13, 2017

Skinny Lincoln

A Skinny Lincoln is the process of sticking a long, thin, object into one's dick hole

Ex. Old man richard caught the young boy stealing his corn, so he gave him a Skinny Lincoln.

by daprogrammr01 January 17, 2016

Baberaham Lincoln

Your hot girlfriend who is also a President.

Dude, Zardari's wife was a total Baberaham Lincoln; too bad she was shot in the neck and chest and blown to bits and pieces.

by hhaim yankel January 21, 2010

Lincoln Logging

The act of sitting on a woman's twat and taking a long, stiff, preferably brown stool directly into her vagina until she orgasms.

Timmy: I just gave my girlfriend a lincoln logging last night

Robert: Her vagina probably smells like shit!

by theallknowingnostradamus March 12, 2011

Lincoln, MA

Lincoln is a town near concord, sudbury, wayland etc.. Most guys are douchey and are proud of it and most of the girls are ugly but act like they are hot shit. People who live there have huge houses or live in Lincoln woods. They have a public school that is small but the highschool they share with sudbury people. Everybody who lives there couldn't imagine living in boston. BUT PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN LINCOLN KNOW HOW TO PARTY. they have one restaurant called aka bistro and on wednesdays everybody goes to country pizza because whistle stop sucks.

friend 1: "that kid is amazing and the center of attention everybody loves him i wish i were him he has the best life evar!"

friend 2: "hes probably from Lincoln, MA because hes sick."

by mackin'toshalldayerday October 3, 2010

The Abe Lincoln

1. A style of manscaping in which one completely shaves or trims entire pubic area with the exception of the testicular region, leaving to grow in excess.

2. Shortly trimmed pubes with a sweet "ball fro".

Got a hot date tonight...better freshen up the Abe Lincoln.

by makeemsaydooby June 12, 2011

abe lincoln

The 16th president of the United States. His real name is Abraham Lincoln, "Abe" is his nickname.

You really should all know who Abe Lincoln was by now...

by pie dude February 20, 2011