Ass ripping shit

When the shit is so powerful, you have to take off your pants, shoes and socks and pray to the lord for mercy. These shits typically cause massive pain in the abdominal region, followed by gassy farts.

I just had an Ass ripping shit in the morning.

by whisickle November 1, 2023

National ass shaking day

The one day a year when anyone can shake some ass and not get called a whore!!! So have a great day and shake some ass!

Charli: ADDISON It’s national ass shaking day! You know what that means!

Addison: *starts shaking ass*

by Sofiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. December 12, 2020

Shitty ass picture

Its like a really ugly picture or bad quality

Its a shitty ass picture

by Idkmanwtfisdisss October 11, 2018

Fuck ass

Some being beyond retarded

Don't be a fuck ass man

by Exquisite smith January 17, 2017

slap ass day

janurary 4th is the slap ass day

where anyone needs to slap their partner's or crush's ass

SO: "hey why did you slap my ass?"
You: "it's slap ass day"

by Naku :3 January 2, 2023

ass wipe

a wipe you use to wipe ur ass hole after crapping

Your such an ass wipe.

Thanks i love ass wipes

by joecord May 17, 2016

piper on their ass

A phrase used to describe a person that has had enough of their current situation -- especially a situation that is much like a women's prison like Orange is the New Black (Netflix prison show) --- that is usually oppressive, degrading to women, and has a warden-like authority telling you to shut up. Piper in the show shows her dark side by starting fights and manipulating the system to get what she wants, e.g., getting a gang leader bitch cut or killed.

I'm sick of working at this place --- I get bad mouthed, bullied, shit on, and thrown under the bus every fucking day! I'm so ready to go piper on their ass! But the boss sits behind me (a.k.a. the baby sitter) and watches me every day so I guess I've got to be careful...

by Cnlefae May 14, 2017