Guardian day

A whole bunch of fuckery wrapped up in one dag

I saw a jet ski mail box, and then some guy driving around with a pink flamingo blow up on top of his car.

What a guardian day

by Guardian day definer May 28, 2021

Send nudes day

Send nudes day is on may 28th
Where any girl you send this to, they have to send them booty butt naked

Yo its send nudes day

by MahtaSmokeYourPack May 28, 2021

Ask out a Fanpage day!

May 29 is ask a fanpage out day. This is a day you will get a Gf/Bf so you better go find them or you will be single forever😀.

Fanpage 1: Ugh i really want to ask out (fanpage)
Fanpage 2: Go ask them out today is ask out a fanpage day!

Fanpage 3: Hey would you like to go out with me (fanpage)
Fanpage 1: Ofc!

by The hit woman May 28, 2021

be extra nice to your girlfriend day

be extra nice to your girlfriend on may 29th. what else can i say? she deserves the world

“oh shit! it’s may 29th! i have to be extra nice to my girlfriend today.”

“why?”

“it’s be extra nice to your girlfriend day.”

by CalliopeManga May 29, 2021

Cinnamon Toast Sacrificial Day

The day when you eat cinnamon toast crunch as a sacrifice to the cinnamon toast deities (or as an inside joke).

Cinnamon Toast Sacrificial Day is May 22nd

Jace! Remember, it's cinnamon toast sacrificial day!

by Enormous hand gab May 29, 2021

Bestfriend cream day

Its just like every other monday except it only happens on mondays and the only way you're allowed to cheer uo is to have sex with your bestfriend.

Happy bestfriend cream day!!

by Watermelonbitches May 29, 2021

Sus Day

Today is the day to be Sus, you are now free to be sus to your crush or anyone you want. Don't be afraid and send them this if they don't believe you. This is the ONE day you get to be sus to ANYONE you want to.

"Ayeee ma yo ass lookin fine" - Person 1
"Woahhh, chill" - Person 2
"It's sus day" - Person 1
"Oh, really?" - Person 2

by AstralSmh May 30, 2021