Ass Crack

Crack cocaine that's being smuggled in someones rectum.

Let's smoke some Ass Crack!

by Yours truly_ November 9, 2020

National Grab Ass Day

National Grab Ass Day will be taking place on the 4th of October.

Get ready for your ass to be grabbed.

Boys can grab girls asses and Girls can grab boys asses.

Jay walks past Lucy and grabbed that ass cuz it’s National Grab Ass Day.

by MrInternational October 3, 2019

Slap Ass Friday

An excuse made by teenage boys to sexually assault teenage girls in school hallways. This causes girls to hang their backpacks down low to cover their ass so that boys won't hit them. Nobody likes this except the perverted boys who participate and there are never any repercussions.

Boy: *slaps girls' asses in the hallway*
Girl: You can't do that. That's literally sexual assault.
Boy: Yes, I can! It's Slap Ass Friday!

by Smell_like.a.gertrude April 4, 2021

dumb ass

dumbass: the dumbest dumb ass in urban dictionary is the dude who went to the google store to get an extension for his penis.

"hey , did you hear about the dumb ass who went to the chrome store to get an extension"

"Yeah he sure was a stupid dumb ass short dick mofo"

by LiberalAvenger May 28, 2018

Ass Whistler

Someone who farts more than they whistle

That ass whistler it’s not riding with me in my car, he’ll stink up the whole car

by Lucky Hill Rider October 26, 2025

Dog Assing

When you really need to wipe, so you just dog ass it.
May include letting it air dry or scooting across a carpet.

We didn’t have toilet paper so Im just dog assing it.

by Dog Ass October 1, 2025

ass piece

when you stick a gun in between you ass cheeks to hide it

yo bro dont let the opps see your ass piece

yo bro your ass piece is hanging out

by palo da bean November 12, 2023