National argument day

Happy arguments day! On this great day everyone takes their anger out on you and everything goes to sh*t

"whats the day today?"
"National argument day!"

by Sabre.fox May 20, 2021

National Mo Bamba day

May 20th is national Mo Bamba day.

Hey it's national Mo Bamba day a day where we celebrate Mo Bamba the person and the song.

by @bigpasta420 May 20, 2021

National Offensive Day

The day to offend anyone you like

Can you believe it’s National offensive day?

by LegitRikki May 20, 2021

National Offend Someone day

21st may National offend someone day

Hey John, did you know it’s national offend someone day?

by LegitRikki May 20, 2021

National give your fem Best friend a hoodie day

On May 24 you must give your girl best friend/feminine best friend your hoodie to show how much you appreciate them

boy best friend: here’s my hoodie and happy
National give your fem Best friend a hoodie day

girl best friend: thank you so much you’re the best friend a girl could ever ask for

by DabiXhawks<3 May 20, 2021

International Explain-Joke day

On May 21, you can use any random fake shit you find on Urban Dictionary and sent it to someone as a joke. On May 22, you must explain the joke and the reason why you sent the Urban Dictionary definition.

*May 21*
Mark: Hey Lisa! It's national get a girlfriend day! Look at this screenshot from Urban Dictionary!

Lisa: Um.. I'm lesbian. I thought you knew that.

*May 22*
Lisa: Oh I get what you said yesterday! It's International Explain-Joke Day! This is the part where you explain that yesterday was a joke right? Thank god, I'm literally fucking lesbian you dumbass.

by overweightmilf May 21, 2021

Give your gf a sweatshirt day

On may 22 it is give your gf a sweatshirt day. Even if you just started your relationship.

Give your gf a sweatshirt day. Give it to her Ik she wants it.

by anonymous May 21, 2021