E.Coli dick

When a man enters a female without a condom. And ejaculates into her which throws her ph balance off.

“Toby nutted in me and I asked him not to... now my ph balance is off.. he gave me E.coli dick.”

by Liacomeagain November 01, 2019

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Dick hurt

When your dick hurts a lot, like so much it feels like you just banged your friends mom, or like you just banged a pine cone wall either one works.

by Ashbo 94 April 15, 2020

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Attempting to sell something in a strong or offensive way.

How did she get so much for that house? She must have given them the dick hurt!

by NebulaM42 January 04, 2024

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The act of putting many buckets of cum onto a tarp and using it as a slip N slide for your whole family.

What do you have planned for the party?
I've got a serious dick N slide ready.

by BillyBobJoeBobjr. January 01, 2017

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if you eat shrimp noodles you 100% of the time have a shrimp dick

Girl: You eat shrimp noodles?

Boy: Yes? Why?

Girl: LMAOOOO HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SHRIMP DICK!!! Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick

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"She was listening to country, she has dick for ears"

by highonjizz March 10, 2016

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To falsely accused. i.e, see Richard Jewell.

Don't "Dick Jewel" me, I didn't do it!

by JoeRAWKhead December 16, 2019

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