ass

the thing you don't have

you don't have a ass
fuck off hoe

by vannezd December 14, 2019

Ass-set

A polite sounding, yet condescending way to describe a grouping of assholes or ass-clowns.

This is our management team; they are a real

ass-set.

His family has been helping out all day; they are a complete ass-set.

by Keke79 January 11, 2020

Face in ass

Face in ass is an act where you hump her to her ass bleeds and then you put your face in her bloody ass and eat her out.

Yo I face in assed Becky last night.

by Condom in yo mouth January 16, 2020

asses in space

(N.) The best clan for the game Counter-Strike. A.I.S.

Hey, all the Asses In Space are gunna be at CBS later so I'm not going don't want to get my ass kicked.

by Pissed Off Polak December 6, 2003

Goofy ass person

A Goofy ass person is one who typically uses humour which is outdated or one who refers to politics in every single conversation, many iterations of a 'Goofy ass person' exist but these are the most prominent

'He's talking about troll faces, wow he's such a Goofy ass person'
'She brought up politics in a unrelated conversation, wow what a Goofy ass person'

by HopefullyGood November 20, 2022

Ass-smoochery

(n.) The act and art of advancing up the corporate ladder by being the biggest tattleteller, asskisser and the most non-productive yet perfectionist employee in the company.

A: You know Jim got his 5% raise just last month, I can't see him presenting any projects or getting any work done.
B: What? It's already the third time this year, I think I can smell a pungent ass-smoochery going on.

by Godspeedzilla April 12, 2009

ass-wipery

Engaging in an activity or behavior that should be below one's dignity

I've never seen such a level of ass-wipery in my professional career.

by webhubtel April 5, 2024