Why is your bed so stiff, yet pleasant on the thighs?
Well, I've been cultivating my dirty cot for many moons.
Well, I've been cultivating my dirty cot for many moons.
by qazoz April 15, 2020
When your charming man smears piss and cum on your face while yelling "TEDDY" repeatedly. Then the man shit on her vag, so hard that she vomits in his mouth.
by kk_hill6 February 28, 2022
When you go away, for example camping with a group of friends or mates from a sporting club and when one of them brings a girl along you wait quietly in the shadows stroking your... Ego until it's time to strike and you move in and make sweet sweet betrayal love to your mates lady friend like the coward you are....... But you also have to blatantly deny it the following day.
Bloke being betrayed "has anyone seen Kim?"
Good blokes "Sorry City I think she's in the tent with Jack getting a Dirty Stennett"
Good blokes "Sorry City I think she's in the tent with Jack getting a Dirty Stennett"
by ConradCrackRocks March 11, 2022
Steve couldn't imagine Matt kissing Kelly because her dirty upper lip would have tickled or made it seem as if he were kissing a man.
by pseudonym338 May 25, 2012
by CDubzwray April 23, 2020
it's when you blow stuff up and big boom boom happens, then you start to get horny and starts having sex with bombs then sucking on the bomb's rope
by sands from hit game undretale September 24, 2023