dick bought

When someone defends a man seemingly to the death despite the fact that the man they defend is more than likely abusive, a rapist, a pedophile, an annoying ass rumor mill, destroys people and his own "friends" for his own entertainment, etc. Usually the man that dickboughters are defending is usually a drug dealer and they're afraid to lose their fix.

Dick bought: "He may be a rapist and abuser but, that's my boy, he knows where the good weed at"
Normal person: "Oh, you're dickbought!"

Normal person: "Uh, dude I wouldn't be cool with that guy. He's a pedophile."
Dick bought: *literally foams at the mouth and threatens a normal person's life because "their boy" gets them drugs and had a social standing in high school*

by RedTiger515 September 11, 2021

Dick bulb moment

The moment you have an erection and your penis innovates a new idea for a sexual position.

Babe I have a dick bulb moment, turn sideways and upside down and let me fuck you from the back

by Shirtman22 May 04, 2021

Tri-dick

When someone had the birth defect of having three penises.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Joe has a tri-dick?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I don't wanna see his three penises."

by CarsonLaBen April 21, 2018

Blue Balls White Dick

When you get blueballs but baby batter still comes out

Dude: She kept stopping and going so I got blue balls but I still came, it just hurt

Chad: Damn, You got blue balls white dick
Dude: what the fuck

by Dinodiddler September 26, 2022

Kleine dicke

The one you miss most, since he always has your back, even though it might be MBT time.

When the waitress asks for the bill, d’n Kleine Dicke zahlt

by Mtb-what else August 27, 2021

Dick tate

A word/phrase you use when you don’t know how to spell “dictate” when your drunk texting your ex a whole apology essay

This word/phrase is mostly used by D1 football players who have attended summer school for… obvious reasons

“I didn’t mean to let my friends dick tate our relationship”

by sooocool123 July 27, 2022

Dick me girl

The final form of a pick me girl. Instead leveraging the regular “im not like those other girls , im one of the boys” trope she uses sexual proclivities to be accepted by males.

“She got passed around like a blunt and then paid for the bag”
“Yeah she’s a dick me girl”

by Carmen Sider September 11, 2021