Dirty Mr. Musband

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Mr. Musband is performed by using the erect penis or finger to wipe one's own ejaculated seamen, retrieved from within the crack of the ass of the Kocho (preferred directly from the bunghole itself), onto the upper lip of the Kocho. Ejaculate may also be applied directly to the eyelids.

He gathered a frothy lump of man-expulsion from her ass hole and smeared it gleefully across her upper lip. She immediately replied, "Dirty Mr. Musband!"

by Ludwigofid September 17, 2014

dirty ruger

When a dogs penis is as big as a ruger and shoots everyone with his piss

Damn my dog pulled a dirty ruger on the new guests

by Cuntsbuttsandtits420 June 14, 2023

Dirty Kayode

when you dip your hand in hot sauce and proceed to stretch out your victims hole creating the illusion of a "ring of fire". You feed your victim the hot sauce, then you douse their rim with petrol and set it alight. By the time the hot sauce reacts with the stomach, a fart creates a fireball effect destroying anything in its surroundings.

"I heard you gave Eric a dirty Kayode last week - has his hole recovered yet?"

by goonmunt69 May 13, 2025

dirty taytem

A brat that loves being teased

Dad thats a dirty taytem

by Fucka April 2, 2020

Dirty Mileby

Having sex with people and stealing there money

Hey bob got pulled with the dirty Mileby

by Mekodjdbsjs October 25, 2020

Dirty branch

When someone shits out there ass and tries to shove it back up like a monkey that swallows pills.

He must be a nice DIRTY branch.

by dirtman3739472 April 28, 2022

Dirty

The gun dirty harry uses in "Dirty Harry" a .44 Smith and Wesson model 29. Potter Payper started using this in his songs and uses it frequently as a way of talking about his gun.

Potter Payper: "I use the laser or the dirty cause I got em both."

by Ass Pillager February 8, 2015