Post Traumatic Dick Disorder

Also know as PTDD. A condition of persistent mental and emotional stress occurring as a result of massive dick taking or psychological shock from female blue balls, typically involving disturbance to mental ability to focus on anything but the massive dick wrecking/ blue balls and constant vivid recall of the experience, with dulled responses to others and to the outside world as you are too physically/ emotionally affected from the experience .

" I heard the Pussy Mangler wrecked you last night." "Yeah, I can't even focus on my paper. I think I have Post Traumatic Dick Disorder"
or
"Girl, did you get that good dick last night?" "He put in the tip then passed out, gave me mad female blue balls. Now I have PTDD and I'm fiending his dick."

by _sammyn April 4, 2015

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by Nugget bugget March 1, 2018

post traumatic test syndrome

An anxiety disorder resulting from a test that kicked ones ass to the highest degree. Symptoms usually include depression, flashbacks, and binge drinking.

Post traumatic test syndrome or P.T.T.S rankes highest among college students.

That accounting test was so freaken hard, Im going to have a wicked case of post traumatic test syndrome for sure.

by Dustin Merr November 8, 2007

post coital friend request

The friend request sent right after having sex with someone for the first time.

After having sex with Ken at the party, Barbie sent him a post coital friend request to secure their friendship and perhaps more sex.

by Achtung Spitfire June 12, 2011

Post SF4 Spaz Syndrome

when the player cannot adjust to the timing of earlier versions SF after being too involved in ultimate edition of SF which is SF4. Most patient suffer from continuous ass whipping from his/her mates who adjust seamlessly to both versions and once the tipping point is reached (which varies case by case dependent on level of intensity and trash talk) symptom such as cursing, yelling the name of a move or controller throwing can all occur almost simultaneously.

Matt: REMATCH!! …… …where the fuck is my dragon punch… fuck
Adam: …….. Oookay… last game?

Matt suffers Post SF4 Spaz Syndrome

Matt gets his ass whooped again

Matt acts like angry german kid (see youtube)

Matt: FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DRAGON PUNCH!!

by munky_punch July 12, 2009

Post beach vacation depression

Post beach vacation depression-

The feeling that is provoked after a relaxing vacation at the beach.

Symptoms include:

Sand in your crack, lost toll booth tickets, missing annoying family members(ok then you know you've lost it), memory loss, yelling at your favorite sister, hateful blogging, fighting with spouses or boyfriends, empty feeling from vomiting or not being able to eat cause you are so hung over, not enjoying your children, aches and pains associated with dancing and falling asleep in some strange place, alcohol withdrawl, grass stains of unknown origin on your clothing, receiving nasty grams from people who are hatin', uncontrollable crying, being broke, unable to find your way back to the state you came from, failing exams and having to use the term...

"What happens at the beach, stays at the beach."

Litte sister- I have been crying all day and I can't concentrate on studying for my final exam...

Big sister- Oh My God! I have been crying all day too! You know what we have? We have Post beach vacation depression!

by KC, MFD & Big Sister T August 4, 2007

posted like a mail box

1.hanging out in one place for an extended amount of time
2.Just left a place that you were at for an extremely long time period.

Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: " posted over here at the races like a mail box";

Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: " posted like a mail box at the races."

Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: "just got done getting my oil change, it took for ever i felt like i was posted like a mail box."

by Indian Brandon July 8, 2011