A Vietnamese GigaChad but has a bigger dong than the planet and is the sexiest man alive. He fucks any hot girl and prays to Buddha. The Smartest alpha Male Ever. If you're reading this, get better, I'm the best at Valorant.
Jordan Quoc Van is my boyfriend.
by Communism Buddha November 25, 2021
by GeoBoxing November 13, 2022
The act of destroying any Apple iMac for various reasons. A reference to when Jordan U destroyed his 2017 iMac to take the HDD out.
"I was being so frustrated with my slow Core 2 Duo iMac so I had to do Jordan U data recovery on it"
by trolltime12 December 25, 2023
a really annoying person throws paper at people all the time and always throws a tantrum when he is timed out and is very in love with boys and men.
by A.T.Foxley February 22, 2018
by EPICPUSSYDESTORYER March 08, 2023
Very sweet guy always treats people good but don't mistake him for his sweetness and you treat him with disrespect and his surprise you. #Sexyguy #largecock #toughasiron #hardworker #knowshowtofuck #willfuckyouup
by &bria December 18, 2016