smash n trash

When you have sex with a girl (smash) and then shit talk her behind her back (trash). Generally only done by douches.

Person 1- Dude, that chick Ruby is a total buster.
Person 2- Didn't you nail her?
Person 1- Of course. It's the classic "smash n trash".
Person 2- Dooooooooouche.

by poony mctang July 12, 2010

Future Trash

To leave a job, chore, assignment or i.o.u's to your future self to avoid doing it in present.

'Oh crap, I forgot to do that math homework... never mind I'll just future trash it to myself.'

or

'Dude, you better empty the garbage.'
'Nah, I'm watching TV I'll just future trash it to me.'

by RainbowRedBox December 30, 2011

trash pump

that wack-ass mumble rapper, that was retarded af to decline acceptance to Harvard, thinking that he's smart n' shit.

" Man, i hate that bitch-ass trash pump. Saying that he's saving the rap game, like we don't have enough mumble rappers to hate."

by tree-some October 16, 2017

Pooh Trash

When something is disappointing, not up to your standards, or when things aren’t exactly going your way.

They’re cutting hours at academy. Damn that’s Pooh trash.

by Zandyce November 06, 2018

Trash Bait

The team mate who's lack of experience is seen as a dinner bell. An otherwise unvalued team member that attracts unwanted attention of enemies or other players.

You are such a noob. I'm gonna be trash bait teamed up with you. You are trash bait man.

by RJRJRJRJRJ June 01, 2022

trash bed cuddles

a cuddling session that takes place in a dirty motel bed where prostitutes may have fornicated

Dylan: "This is trash bed cuddles."
Andrew: "That's called motel room cuddles.. bleh"

by uwu master October 17, 2018

Trash-Head

A miniature garbage can depicting a caricature/parody of a politician, celebrity, or other famous figure, who is "full of trash." The design of the garbage can allows the user to throw trash into the figure's mouth.

Existing designs include George W. Bush, Osama bin Laden and Paris Hilton. Future designs are unlimited.

"I bought a Trash-Head of Paris Hilton to keep in my dorm room. Usually, when she opens her mouth, trash comes out. Now trash goes in. Sweet irony!"

by Marina S. February 18, 2007