Russ: Dude, why are your eyes so red?
Scott: Last night, I was eating Donna's starfish salad and finger banging her honey pot and when she came, she squirted pussy mace in my eyes. I think she gave me pink eye!
Scott: Last night, I was eating Donna's starfish salad and finger banging her honey pot and when she came, she squirted pussy mace in my eyes. I think she gave me pink eye!
by JoMar March 24, 2013
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Woman: Terrible.. the pain that pussy poop gave me.. it is unforgivable..
Therapist: By pussy poop, you mean your son, right?
Woman: Yes, that is exactly what he is to me. That piece of shit would’ve been better out my ass.
Woman: Terrible.. the pain that pussy poop gave me.. it is unforgivable..
Therapist: By pussy poop, you mean your son, right?
Woman: Yes, that is exactly what he is to me. That piece of shit would’ve been better out my ass.
by clownsgown July 23, 2019
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1) I am planning on going out tonight to get myself a pussy hookup
2) Hey man just let me get you a pussy hookup to make you feel better.
2) Hey man just let me get you a pussy hookup to make you feel better.
by WCSII July 19, 2010
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Always comes crawling back to his buddies when the relationship is over
Always comes crawling back to his buddies when the relationship is over
Dude 1: hey man want to come over and drink a few beers and watch the game?
Dude 2: sure, I'm at the girls house right now. but im coming over im a minute.
NEXT DAY
Dude 1: What happend man, I had to drink the 24 by myself and passed out.
Dude 2: man she wouldn't let me leave, said I had to watch CSI with her
Dude 1: You pussy whipped bitch
Dude 2: I am not, you just jealous I have a girlfriend
Dude 2: sure, I'm at the girls house right now. but im coming over im a minute.
NEXT DAY
Dude 1: What happend man, I had to drink the 24 by myself and passed out.
Dude 2: man she wouldn't let me leave, said I had to watch CSI with her
Dude 1: You pussy whipped bitch
Dude 2: I am not, you just jealous I have a girlfriend
by Fuckassbitchnigga November 2, 2009
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Chris has this long-sleeved, button down shirt in a particular shade of green that we refer to as his "Pussy Shirt". Every time he wears it he draws the attention of the ladies. How do you know when he plans on wearing it that day? As he is getting dressed that morning, you can hear him calling: Here pussy, pussy, pussy... Here pussy, pussy, pussy... Yea, you just know that he is going to be bringing home some hot new trim tonight and the pussy shirt is about to claim it's next victim!
by MTF March 14, 2012
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The female version of "Weiner Cousins"
May also be refered to as "Cunt Cousins", ...but its not as classy
The female version of "Weiner Cousins"
May also be refered to as "Cunt Cousins", ...but its not as classy
by Big D Louis August 17, 2010
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by Geady December 30, 2009
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