Sam Carmel

Someone who will never get a return text from a female

Did you get a text back from that chick at the bar?
Nah I’m a real Sam Carmel

by roguerebel24 October 5, 2019

Sam

A tall man who goes around university having sex with international students, in exchange for food. A Sam is very manipulative and is always the victim by his own accord.

Person A: "Hey Sam, when are you coming over to watch netflix"
Sam: **Opens and ignores the message for 30mins**
Sam: "Coming but I'm hungry do you have food?"

by majidad November 30, 2019

Sam

Sam is a gay ass dude that rides horses more than he rides dick that always be hating fallout 76 plus he gets mad at 2k

Hey look at that gay guy over there oh wait it’s Sam

by Your boi milk June 17, 2019

Sam W

Sam is a lobster he is a bum and is a slave. He pees his pants everyday. His mom does not love him, he is also known as dobby. Rawr.

Sam W goes pee pee.

by Peepeepoo[poo February 15, 2024

Sam fischer

Sam Fischer, He plays with dildos and likes it. He has a odd shaped body and is Derrick Elman’s son.

Is that Sam fischer ? He definitely has a gine.

by Boobydude November 1, 2020

Sam

The most amazing and loving and handsome and beautiful man to ever walk this planet. He's the best boyfriend you could ever ask for, he is really dense and nerdy and oblivious and kind of a dork but he will be the best person to ever enter your life so don't ever lose him

Sam is fucking hot
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by iluvmyboyf September 10, 2022

Sam

Guys that have a friend called louis. They walk around with the cocs secretly rolled up in the pants because they are to big.

Loui- hey Sam
Sam-hi

Loui- you have a coc size of a mammoth don’t you?
Sam-is that even a question

Loui- let’s go to my car.

by bigg longg March 16, 2021