the pickings are slim

there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly reject common sense and scientific reality.

do not argue with stupid, retargerous, naive people, or someone who is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier; most often than not the pickings are slim and you end up wasting your time.

by Sexydimma December 17, 2014

Cherry picker

When trimming bud and paid by the pound, a cherry picker is one who takes all the biggest buds for themselves, leaving the smaller buds for everyone else.

E. Is a cherry picker of the most blatant kind, not caring who knows, she just forges ahead and claims her pound per day while everyone else gets a half.

by Ajah-haha February 1, 2015

Tommy-pick a bastard

(Tommy must always be with a capital T, in commemoration of the Tommy gun-Thompson submachine gun):

Verb: to kill, in a hail of bullets, a cop or a g-man, using, as the name suggest, a Tommy gun

If you are going to Tommy-pick a bastard, you might as well live, and die, like Al Capone, John Dillinger or Baby Face Nelson.

by Sexydimma December 4, 2015

Nickel Picadelli

When someone has a long, but very thin penis

Man 1: Hey, did you hear?
Man 2: Hear what?
Man 1: Apparently Buzzy Barthlow said he could fit his dick in a water bottle cap!
Man 2: Well he does have a Nickel Picadelli.

by CtrlAssCheeks March 20, 2016

pity pick

The result of professional sports leagues maintaining that at least one player from each of that league's teams should be represented at an All-Star Game, even if no one on the team is particularly noteworthy, or worthy of being named an "All-Star."

"That guy's team is in last place and hasn't won a game in two months. What a pity pick."

by folksinger87 April 21, 2016

whahibrido pickingant

A style of guitar playing which is beyond shredding. Only guitar gods possess the skill to achieve true whahibrido pickingant. Term originated on Dream Theater Forums.

Bro, have you heard of John Petrucci? All of his music is whahibrido pickingant!

by jjfumbly April 28, 2016

banana picker

a homosexual rapist

person 1: "yo, that guy looks like a banana picker"
person 2: "Hell yeah he does I wouldn't want him to harvest me"

by Hidanisbaws September 10, 2016