Mud Smurf

When a girl gives you blue balls and then poops on your balls.

Yeah last night Amanda was about to finish me off and then mud smurfed me and left.

by ElevenToesJohn October 15, 2020

sad mud pie

When u cry all alone in a cemetery for so long the graveyard dort turns to mud.

Bet all the emos make sad mud pies all the time.

by Lanienyone October 18, 2020

Mud Trench

When you fuck someone in the ass coating your dick with shit then titty fuck them.

I gave Tina a Mud Trench last night, her titties were covered in shit!

by Pointy Ears March 21, 2017

mud gate

peepee

A mud gate is where someone pees.

by pepe's little itsy bitsy peepe March 22, 2017

Louisiana mud

The viscous secretion from an unclean greasy butthole.

I pulled out of chad and my dick was covered in his Louisiana mud.

by TheJuddy March 23, 2017

Mud Pud

Traditional southern US dish, usually prepared by rural inhabitants. Consists of throwing up the previous day's dinner into a pot, adding tabasco and letting simmer for 40-50 minutes.

"Kids, the winter's been rough. Looks like we'll be living on Mud Pud for a while".

by mudpudman666 March 25, 2017

kentucky mud burn

The action of going down on a girl with a dip in your mouth

I had Copenhagen in and I gave her a Kentucky mud burn.

by Kamdaman98 April 14, 2017