Metal Bitchin’

Describes cool, yet shitty things

Alondra: live life to the fullest just to die by a furry what a way to go.
Aiden: metal bitchin’

by Cute brown girl March 13, 2018

metal amino

Metal amino is a social media app for fans of Heavy Metal music

Friend 1:"Have you heared of Metal Amino?"

Friend 2:"Yes, but it's full of Lenny face spammers."

by Lorny Shory likes Ningen Isu March 14, 2017

chicken metal

A sub-genre of metal created by Andrew Huang in January 2018. The genre features the use of rubber chickens as analogue instruments to create metal-style music.

"Dude, what's the greatest musical genre in history?"

"Well, it's got be Chicken Metal"

"I don't know why I asked"

by sleep_a_lot January 15, 2018

Metal mickey

Someone who wears braces

"Oi look at Sara she's just got her braces. What a metal mickey'

by Sparkledazzle213 January 3, 2017

middle age metal

A person over 25 who rocks out with his friends and sing songs no one knows because they made them themselves and screams them to a crowd of people at their local bar.

Yo! Dude that performance was sick! Middle age metal is sick!

by NannyLumps February 5, 2017

Heavy Metal

An actually amazing type of music that takes an immense amount of skill to pull off. Instruments are hard to learn, and so is singing and screaming. Just imagine having to scream like that at a show, for hours. Maybe you could do it for a second, but not for hours, because it takes TALENT. It also most of the time does not use autotune, like most shitty rappers today. Rap is pretty good, but not the shit today.

Did you know that being a Heavy Metal singer and/or musician actually takes talent and is really hard? Bet you didn't because you think that using autotune and mumbling into a microphone takes talent, and think that all metal is screaming and that people that listen to it are just edgy kids. Just because YOU are part of the majority of people that enjoy shitty autotune mumbling, doesn't mean metal is bad.

by M4GG0T December 2, 2020

Fairgrounds Metal

Lesser known thrash, hardcore punk, funk metal, groove, heavy, or hybrid genre band. Not your average metal music! Very loud, festive, driving, chaotic, intense and wild similar to stadium metal. Fairgrounds Metal is a highly nostalgic yet nearly forgotten music from the fun nights of the big rides of the 80’s-early 00’s at your state fair. As day dream inducing as any good old tunes genre and as festive and fun as mariachi, rock, honky tonk, bluegrass, etc. fairgrounds metal makes one reminisce of one’s fun times as a child, teenager, fun outing with family, or a group of friends… just all around good times (or some bad) or memories of better times which is why these tunes deserve a slang term that describes their feel or overall energy

Fairgrounds Metal. Tunes or bands along the lines of Biohazard, Pro-Pain, Metallica, Anthrax, Mordred, Judas Priest Cro-Mags, Keel, Raven, Fastway, Pissing Razors, Fear Factory, Merauder, Mudvayne etc. it’s not the genre that is described as fairgrounds Metal but rather the feel or energy a certain song or band carries

by NeonMirror November 13, 2021