July 20th

National slap your crushes ass day and give them hickeys 😋

July 20th: A day for you to be bold with your crush

by Baby girl 😙 July 20, 2022

July

The full month of July is Christan Pride Month. It is for Christans to celebrate their belief. 2021 is the first year Christans will celebrate it.

Priest talking to the congregation: Remember now July is Christan Pride month

by ChristanLoveXoXo June 29, 2021

july 7 2004

the day that bernice was born on

bernice: me and ringo star share a birthday

person: what’s ur birthday?
bernice: july 7 2004

by im ur cousin November 23, 2021

july 8

send your girlfriend a pic of your pnis

Jane: Hey you know what day it is? july 8
Mark: Yea, fine *sends a pic of his pnis*

by markiplier37 July 8, 2024

july 27th

the day the people who are a waist of oxygen are born.

today is july 27th? EW!

by hope is gross September 4, 2020

July 13, 2007

Friday the thirteenth 2007
The day the horror film Captivity was Released

Twas the 13th of July a legend was born
This man born on July 13, 2007 was a beast and he was a mighty warrior who could face anyone

by Commander Ivan October 5, 2023

July 31st

July 31st is known across the globe as "National Eat Your Own Shit Day". It is expected and celebrated for people to consume their own fecal matter on live television, or post videos on social media.

Hey Paul, are you participating in this year's July 31st? I hear Janice from the office is, and I'm excited to watch!

by CalenderMan July 30, 2024