Human

Someone who is beautiful in every single possible way. There is no such thing as ugly humans. They are all beautiful in their own way.

Rude person: Look at all of her flaws
Nice person: how dare you? She's only human.

by thekatster007 June 8, 2014

Humans

God's worst mistake

Humans are one of the worst mistakes.

by Igneous_Dragon August 9, 2020

Dislocated Human Vertebra

An insult, commonly used for people who are spineless (figurative), or for people who you want to snap their spine.

Person 1: "Hey Jared!"

Person 2: "You are a Dislocated Human Vertebra"

Person 1: "Oh."

by Pain in a nutshell May 26, 2021

Human Purse

That thing when you carry a midget under your arm and put the things you would normally put into you pockets into its mouth

Girrrrl you really need to ditch that rank ass Louis V and get yourself one of these fly Human Purses

by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020

Neo-human

A neo-human is a person that looks athletic and/or strong but is in reality weak and/or unathletic.
A neo-human can also be a person that looks fat and/or weak that is in reality strong and/or athletic.

Marcus: That guy looks like he super strong.
Mancus: He is weak.
Marcus: How come?
Mancus. He is a neo-human.

by the one and only youghurt male May 24, 2024

human latte

The action of taking a warm and wet poop on someone’s chest.

Dude you better stop before I Human latte all over you.

by skimmed September 15, 2019

The Great Revival of Human Momentum

A movement led by those who believe in resuscitating the lost art of giving a crap about the human soul, seeing people as the fuel that ignites real progress. It’s the revival of forgotten energies stored deep within each of us — a return to cultivating compassion, generosity, and raw human connection at a time when most of the world has numbed itself with algorithms, isolation, and instant gratification.

More than empathy, The Great Revival of Human Momentum is an unapologetic rebellion against the soulless hustle of a “dog-eat-dog” culture. It celebrates the badass who dares to fish in the dark, recognizing that what truly drives momentum is sharing knowledge and nurturing people. This is where real innovation is born — not from competition or greed, but from lighting up one soul so they can light up another.

Her leadership style embodies The Great Revival of Human Momentum — making everyone around her feel seen, challenged, and unstoppable in a world that forgot why people matter.

by Grateful Mentee June 21, 2025