it’s called a crush because it crushes you and when they reject you, and so you go home and cry because you feel like you’ll never be happy again or if you don’t have a home, you cry in an alleyway or a mcdonald’s bathroom, and either your life gets progressively worse until you die, or you find a way to move on.
by iridescent hamburger November 11, 2019
Get the Crushmug. to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool
"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."
by TheRealCaylo May 26, 2016
Get the crush the cakemug. Person 1: hey, it's Ask out your crush day so, will you date me
Person 2: yes! I was just going to ask you
Person 2: yes! I was just going to ask you
by Mcalistair November 29, 2021
Get the Ask out your crush daymug. by looloo348 October 20, 2020
Get the National Kiss Your Crush Daymug. When a group of people, usually students, try to find out as many people's crushes in a short period of time.
Friend: Hey bro, how was P.E.?
Other Friend: Not cool, there was a big crush race.
Friend: Did anyone like me?
Other Friend: Dude are you serious? No!
Other Friend: Not cool, there was a big crush race.
Friend: Did anyone like me?
Other Friend: Dude are you serious? No!
by jdsco October 25, 2023
Get the Crush Racemug. On this day you spam photos or videos of your crush on a social media app and tell them you appreciate them
by Supernatural.Dean&Sam October 27, 2021
Get the National post your crush daymug.