Turkey Bum

one who is a tight arse
or just a douche

David Hernyk

by Steven Tono October 7, 2003

bum fodder

The lint from your underpants that gets caught between your butt crack and cemented together by sweat and natural body grease concentrated around that area.

Someone would say: Every time I have a shower and watch my butt crack I get bum fodder on the washer.

by The Typical Aussie Bloke June 27, 2009

Bum Biscuit

This is more specifically defined as accidental excretion in the standing position, where the faeces is squashed into flat pebbles by the buttocks. Assuming that it isnt too sticky and comes away whole, the biscuit may resemble a cookie, a jaffa cake or something bigger. Any identifiable food can prompt the addition to the name

sweetcorn bum biscuits are common

hwang cookies are usually found in seattle WA

by undemocraticarse August 25, 2009

Killer Bum

killer bum is a game played by shaking your bum and chasing unsuspecting victims while running backwards and screaming KILLER BUM KILLER BUM!

LOOK OUT- it's killer bum!

by Candybum April 16, 2010

camping bum

when you can't take a dump while away camping.

no matter how long i'm away camping i cannot get a brown note must be suffering from camping bum

by concrete shipper July 15, 2010

Bum features

When a person uses this phrase it is usually used to make fun of someone else's weird or diformed face.

Guy 1: "Dude, you suck, man"

Guy 2: "Well you have bum features"

by Anthony Peters October 13, 2006

fun bum

when someone rides the back of a girl during sex

me and Jerry were having a bit of fun bum

by bumfluffgirl21 May 16, 2016