boston market bowling ball

When you’re in a Boston Market bathroom getting your brown eye 3 fingered by the side chick you met on Friends finder.

Did you hear Joey got a Boston Market bowling ball from some side chick he met.

by Boston Market Bowling ball January 14, 2024

Silent bowling

The girls that get it get get it and the girls that don’t…don’t.

Silent bowling am I right!?

by CSS October 6, 2023

pity bowl

In fantasy sports, when the score to a matchup is under 170 points total.

Look at that. Karam and Andrew are in another pity bowl.

by kirbbb November 21, 2015

San Antonio pasta bowl

The roads In San Antonio are so crazy and weaving that they resemble a pasta bowl hence the San Antonio pasta bowl.

Those roads are so crazy there like a San Antonio pasta bowl!

by RPGthegreat February 23, 2019

Bowl attack

When a person has explosive diarrhea and cannot get off the toilet bowl

Joe: Where is Rosie?
Jim: She is having a bowl attack after eating them spicy burritos

by Hobosoup5 March 18, 2021

Chilean Salsa Bowl

(Noun)
-the act of shoving a chili pepper of your choice into your asshole

My shit hurt so bad you’d have thought I did a chilean salsa bowl lastnight.

by MooseDooey22 December 7, 2022

BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT

EVERY SINGLE MORNING

ahh BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT. EVERY SINGLE MORNING
It was driving me crazy!

I said to my mom i said "Hey mom whats up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear sweet mother she looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned down right next to me, and she said... ITS GOOD FOR YOU!

Then she tied me to a wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until i was 26 and a half years old!

by starry da great December 26, 2024