Standing on top of a toilet rim with feet on both sides, spreading your buttcheeks and taking a dump from about 3 feet away making it as accurate as possible with little splash in the pool of water in your toilet.
Austin took a dump dive and it splashed all over his feet and his moms toothbrush that's on the counter before he took a shower!
by TimmyGreen February 1, 2014
Get the Dump Divemug. A common misconception is that this refers to a quick shag. In actuality, one engages in a Pump & Dump when he cranks his hog whilst laying a log.
by Captaindownloadboner February 15, 2025
Get the Pump & Dumpmug. similar to on the clock dump, but this is the contractor version. Essentially, your client is paying you to do something extremely important. And you're doing something extremely important... to you.
Employer: "I'm just looking over this expense report, way to go on the high utilization rate for the quarter!"
Employee, walking away: "No problem, must have been all those billable dumps"
Employee, walking away: "No problem, must have been all those billable dumps"
by Emetry Rhoton! July 9, 2012
Get the Billable Dumpmug. The last bit of shit that you cant squeeze out in the first toilet session, meaning you have to return to the toilet again in half an hour to squeeze the rest of the shit out
by Scruffy Clay August 15, 2014
Get the Dump-Anchormug. (noun): an offensive term for a person who IYHO dresses so badly/poorly that it looks like that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local garbage dump
Harry Potter's Aunt Petunia is shrieking at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! How dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?
Harry: Since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I have other cats to skin.
(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
Harry: Since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I have other cats to skin.
(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
by Sexydimma August 26, 2013
Get the dump-clothesmug. 
by deez nutz are real June 4, 2021
Get the classic dumpsmug.