Matt's First Law

Your car will be only be involved in an accident totaling it when all the following conditions are met:
1. You have a full tank a gas
2. You have recently had an oil change
3. You have 4 new tires

Some middle-age woman plowed into your car and totaled it. Matt's First Law applies.

by Matty M. G. January 11, 2011

Milk Dud’s Law

A law stating that, if encountered, a bald headed black man shall be slapped on the head quickly yet firmly

Person 1: You see that bald guy over there, you know Milk Dud’s Law, right?
Person 2: yeah, I do, let’s get this guy

by da koala June 23, 2020

The Clint Eastwood Law

'No matter how much you dislike something, until someone comes along with some changes that make sense you will stick with it'

- 'The current publishing system in science is bad.'
- 'I agree, but as you propose no better alternative I will respect the Clint Eastwood law and stick with it'

by GibonBP October 2, 2018

great-uncle-in-law

1. The husband of one's grandparent's sister.
2. The brother of one's grandparent-in-law.

My great-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

the law of dangling cords

Whenever you have something dangling from your body or carrying some type of cords, rope, line, string, wire, etc, as your crawl, walk, or run just about anywhere with it, the dangling cord has a tendency to get caught or wrapped around another object.

As I took the DVD player to the living room, the cord got wrapped around the bathroom door. I should have been aware of the law of dangling cords while transporting the DVD player.

by dreamquestone January 30, 2022

double-brother-in-law

Sister’s husband and spouse’s brother at the same time.

My double-brother-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

law breaking mexican

Lohkz from tinychat

Look at that lohkz over there. Those law breaking mexicans always at it.

by LatinLover123467890 February 6, 2023