uncle dan

someone who loses a lot

wow that uncle dan isn’t doing to well in catan

by payton wright September 06, 2019

Uncle Finger

A game your uncle plays with you as a child when you sit on his lap and a mysterious finger enters your butthole but his hands are over your eyes.

"Dude I played Uncle Finger last night and something was totally there, it was so trippy."

by KleverJester October 10, 2018

Criss Cross Uncle Sauce

While you're on top of the female, your uncle comes and puts his penis in the females mouth with his butt facing the other guy. The other guy then shoots his semen onto the uncle's butt-hole and lets the nut drip onto the face of the female.

Last night, I was doing a Criss Cross Uncle Sauce with Kevin and his uncle.

by Hippity-Hopperty-Youre-My-Prop February 28, 2020

Uncle Ben

What my nephew/nephews/niece/nieces is/are gonna call me because my name is Benjamin.

I, Benjamin, am going to have a nephew/niece, probably more. I'm going to be called Uncle Ben

by the random. October 30, 2021

Uncle Tom Nigger Snitch

A House Slave or Anyone Else who Snitches to their Massa (Master) whenever they think someone might betray their Massa.

The Parasitic Fertility Cult is Full of Uncle Tom Nigger Snitches.

by Nobody 🖤 December 15, 2024

Cat's Uncle

A lazy person (slacker), who is laid back by nature, and unreliable in general.

Would you hire Bob to clean your gutters for you? Probably not, he can be a bit of a Cat's Uncle sometimes.
Dude my mom's new boyfriend is a real Cat's Uncle, I mean he doesn't do anything!

by Chevy Cruz February 01, 2024

Uncle Mike

Too put a finger in someone’s bum.

He tried to to uncle Mike me!

by Especially when you blank November 16, 2023