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Toilet

A shrine that will accept any and all waste, the porcelain throne of relief.
Can, Crapper, Shitter, Loo, Thunderbox, Washroom, urinal, shit pit, outhouse.
Guy 1: "I had so much taco bell last night, at the end of it, even the toilet was beggin for mercy."
Guy 2: "Same thing happened to me last year. The toilet bowl will never be that shiny white again."
by Phazerrr July 14, 2022
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Toilet Squad

A toilet big enough to fit 4 people enough to share a shitter for once.
Person 1 YOU HAVE AN OVAL TOILET!
Person 2 I gotta shit. Wanna join?
Person 1 Sure absolutely!

Person 3 Damn my stomach is turning too ill join the Toilet Squad
Person 4 done took a laxative
by Dankdab2020 April 1, 2021
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Nelinda in the toilet

Nelinda in the toilet is a meme made by a group of teenagers through quarantine.
It began when a girl named Nelinda went into the bathroom and filmed a video of going there, at the time she was also talking to her internet boyfriend she has never seen before. In the group we began asking who is in the toilet Nelinda showed in the video. One of us said that Nelinda was in it and the others joined in, that's how Nelinda in the toilet was created.
With time our group made a story of how Nelinda ended in the toilet. Her internet boyfriend dressed up as Foxy the pirate fox from Five nights at Freddy's and flushed her down the toilet, then in a moment of regret he flushed himself down the toilet too. Tho Nelinda wasn't flushed into some dirty drain she was flushed down into a circus who's manager was another "friend" of us. She joined the circus as the clown and worked her way up to be the leader of the clown, then the ringleader and then the manager of the circus instant of our friend.
Jacob: Have you heard about the new meme named Nelinda in the toilet?
Derek: No I haven't, tell me about it.
by MexyTheFox May 17, 2020
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Skibidi toilet from the gaza strip

A skibidi toilet from the popular series for drooling toddlers by dafuqboom that also happens to be from the Gaza strip. I don't know what else to put here
Guy A: Hey, have you heard that a real life skibidi toilet was spotted in Gaza?

Guy B: That's a skibidi toilet from the gaza strip!
by goofyfoog March 5, 2024
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Toilet Paper

When the 2020 this was the most important item in existence. No longer exists.
You bro you got any toilet paper

THEY STILL HAVE THAT
by Cedscrub April 11, 2020
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Skibidi Toilet Butthole

The rear end of a skibidi toilet.

i dont know what to put here
Person 1: "I really love skibidi toilet butthole!"
Person 2: "Me too!"
by equiuszahhak December 13, 2024
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