The internet

An amazing tool that seems great at first, but just ends up making your life worse and worse and worse as time goes on
Person 1: Why are you so grumpy today?
Person 2: Some guy on the internet said that the earth is flat, the moon landing never happened and that birds aren't real
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Welcome to the Internet, Have a look around.
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.
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A place you go to look at memes. or you're just bored out of your fucking mind. Or you are procrastinating. Maybe you want a quick fap. (i don't judge)
Mom: Why were you in your room for 37 hours straight?
Depressed 14 year old: da fuckin internet
Mom: What were you doing?
Depressed 14 year old: everything. porn, fapped, youtube, memes, made life choices i will regret
Mom: Is that what you do on the internet? (n. a global computer network providing a variety of information and communication facilities, consisting of interconnected networks using standardized communication protocols)
Depressed 14 year old: *tips fedora* fuk yeah
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What now controls our lives, a gigantic plain where you can find everything and experience everything at the same time, where every single emotion can be felt at every minute, a place, where you cannot process emotions, it does not matter if you discover that your favorite celebrity is dead, you will find a meme a minute later and laugh, a place, where apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
A place where you can do anything, look for people you like, watch cooking videos, laugh at apology videos, search for "." in the youtube bar, watching questionable videos, harassing a girl, going to the dark web, buying drugs, guns and a bomb, everything, all of the time.
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The Internet is full of hate.There's racism,sexism,plagiarism and hate against opinions.

This is serious this is a cry for help.

This Is A Cry For Help

THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP
"No man walks in and out of the internet without infection" -Ligma 13:37
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is for porn
dude: yo bro time for the internet
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Where you find porn
I watched a lot of porn on the internet last night!!!
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